Wal-Mart Shopping List

In the spirit of Sam Nutt...my shopping list for the day. And yes, you CAN get all of this at the one-stop-shopping that is Super Wal-Mart.

Loaf Whole Wheat Bread
Butter - unsalted
Sliced Reduced Fat Natural Cheese
Campbells Tomato and/or Chicken Noodle soup
Prescription for Antibiotics
Prescription for Morphine
Pajamas
Makeup
Soap
Bottled Water
Deodorant
Toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash
5 gallons of bleach
Hypoallergenic Laundry Detergent
Package of Fruit of the loom underwear
Blood Pressure Monitor - wrist kind
No Show Peds socks
Sweatshirt
Tank Top
Capri Pants
Flip Flops
Wet Ones
Grape Nuts
Vanilla Low Fat Soy Milk
Granola Bars
Alka-Seltzer - Lemon Lime